This is Supercords here letting you know that PRE-REGISTRATION for the next cam-pain has begun as of now!
We got a special deal for those who peel their cheeks off the seat and act now. For the regular $5 enlistment fee, you may also choose which team you'd like to fight on. This offer is good until midnight this coming Monday.
Now, listen close.... For those of you who's cheeks have become glued to your seats over the years, due to endless game playing and spilled beverages, and won't make it under the one week deadline (ie: 92% of you), you will have to pay an extra $3 to pick your team. Otherwise, we will stick you where ever we want.
